Send My Human Back to Work!  

Have you no mercy for helpless animals who love to spend their days lounging around the house, sleeping and eating?   My entire routine is a wreck!  My human wants me go outside, wants me to go for a walk, and worst of all -- wants me to smell good!

So today, I was subjected to the dreaded bath.  In additional to soaping up all my parts and hosing me down, I also had my ears cleaned.

Thank goodness she doesn't know how to express my glands or she would have stuck her hand up nether regions in the name of good doggie hygiene!

Send her back to work before she thinks of some other disastrous disruption to my otherwise cushy life!